Okay, we're going to continue stating the obvious on this blog, since anything else seems to confuse everyone. Yes, this is still a blog devoted to finding people online. So for example, if I were adopted and I wanted to find my origin, that's the site I would visit. See? Got it? No more searching for cheese people, since my dear readers seem baffled by it. And if I wanted to do a person search, I'd go there. Hooray!

Ugh. Don't you read this blog? Don't you follow the links I give you religiously? Aren't you as bowled over by hilarious rants like this one to the Sixties? Then why would you send me an email like this?

I thought that your sites about how to find someone were so that you could do a person search for someone from your past? Not so that you could find a friend with a similar taste in cheese? Don't they have personals sites like that?

It was a joke! Don't you get it? Man, okay, for the purposes of clarification: yes, these people search engines are for finding people with whom you've lost touch. Got it?

Oh my gosh, I have to tell you the foulest thing. Simon and I went to a dinner party the other night, and our friends were serving pepper jack! Ew! Don't they have any creativity? Don't they know that they can always come to us for help when they need better pairings? The cheese guys at Whole Foods are always so nice to us that they could have easily asked them too! Simon says we need to find people to be our friends, since our current ones aren't cutting it. I said he was being melodramatic - but I secretly tried to find a person who shares our cheese obsession. That would be sweet! Or salty - depending on how you see things. Maybe cheesy? Anyway, while we ponder our curds, you should check out this to the Boston dynamics big dog robot.

I'm sure you guys have heard of Obamamania, right? Well, this is Cheese Mania we're living with right now, and Simon and I are loving it!

My god, the Humboldt Fog just seems to get better each and every day. It's just neverending, the delicious tanginess of the middle, more typically textural goat, with the brieish consistency of the outer ring. Hell, even the rind is delectable! And when you pair it with a Syrah or a big Zinfandel? Pssshhh. Heaven. And you thought the only good thing to come out of Humboldt was the weed.

Still, though, my diet is going strong and despite the cheese I'm toning up and losing weight. Simon, too, but that could be cause of all the cigs he smokes. Who knows. Who cares?! I'm still finding time to find people, but the urge isn't so..well..urgent. I guess I'm just focusing on the cheese so much that I can't really search people as much as I once did. I'm still an ace at finding people using a people search engine though, don't get me wrong. It's just tough to search people with brie all over my hands. The omega 3 vitamins have helped me too.

Well, both Simon and I are absolutely reveling in the reality that we are addicts of cheese. It must be quite disgusting to the outsider. Have you seen "Trainspotting"? Remember that sequence where they all just say "Screw it," and get wanton with the heroin usage, culminating in the discovery of the dead, neglected infant? Yeah, that's like us, but with chevre and brie. And without any deaths. And no regrets.

Sure, we may have gained weight, and our breath is downright shameful, but we are incredibly happy and satisfied. Perpetual morning breath aside, the cheese is just lovely. We've been making daily forays to Whole Foods and now the cheese guys know us by sight (or smell) and give us plenty of free samples. Our go-to is still the Humboldt Fog, but I've been loving the Seacoast Cheddar. Fascinating, huh?

So enough of all that. You guys want some background check links that will allow you to find people? Follow these links and in no time you'll become a master people finder. With any luck, you'll be able to find someone to show you the grand, fantastic world of fine cheeses.

I might have lied just a little bit. I am not completely reveling in my cheesiness without regret..I am on a new diet. Check out Secret Weight Loss if you want to know what got me started.

Ha! I knew he wouldn't last. Simon's been sneaking cheese!

I began to suspect something was up when I noticed the cheese knife had mysteriously shifted places. I know this because whenever I sneak cheese I make sure to put it back in the exact same spot. That day, Simon also brushed his teeth in the middle of the day. He never does that. So I go to kiss him and, behind the heavy mask of Colgate and mouthwash, detect what appears to be a hint of brie. I rush to his study and a distinct cheesy odor, very faint but to highly cheese-deprived nostrils unmistakable, lies upon the air. Sure enough, his mousepad has brie-grease stains. After sucking it dry, I confront Simon. He doesn't even deny it. Doesn't say a single word, in fact. He just goes to the fridge, rummages inside for a bit, and returns, having produced a wedge of new Humboldt Fog. He slowly unwraps it, never taking his eyes off of mine, and takes a huge bite. I rush to him and throw my mouth against his in a sloppy gooey goat cheesy tongue embrace.

I'm still shivering just typing this. I know you guys read this for the people search links, but I may have to take a break to revel in wanton cheese gluttony. I'll leave you with this page on how to find a person. In the course of my people searching, I stumbled upon these hilarious giant lists.

Well guys, it's been a busy new year thus far! The first few days are always easy, cause you are committed to your resolutions and you follow them to a tee. It's in the week, two weeks after that your true colors are revealed. Now Simon never has this problem. He's so anal, even a bit OCD that he makes sure to follow through for the entire year (or so he tells me). That's not the problem. It's the resolutions he chooses to make that mess him up. For example, he's vowed not to eat any more cheese for the year. He's already miserable, and he's trim as can be, but he's so stubborn he won't allow himself even a nibble. And he's driving me crazy, trying to make me feel guilty about my brie! Not happening! Cheese was a big part of our lives, and we still drink wine so it's hell! So now I sneak cheese when he's not home, or I'll slink off to the study with a log of chevre and just catch up on my people searching skills. And I must say, Simon's cheese resolution might have been a blessing in disguise cause I have some great links for you!
Here's an awesome finding people blog as well as a people finder link. And for those of you still looking for a good resolution for the new year, try charity! Here's how to donate to charity.

Well Simon and I are just looking forward to a nice quiet Christmas at home. No more being whisked away to a foreign land or on an exotic island. We decided to celebrate and enjoy the real meaning of the holiday season right here in our own little bungalow of love. We got the tree last week and Simon just can’t stop futzing with it! He keeps putting new things on the tree and then taking them off again. He’s so anal retentive. I keep telling him to stop playing with it, but he just can’t seem to help himself. The little devil! He has a whole theme this year...burgandy and cream. It looks really pretty, but just leave it be! Last night he spent maybe and hour and a half trying to fix the tree so it looked like one he saw in Home and Garden. What a little perfectionist! While he did that I sat on the couch with my MacBook and became a little people finder, looking up old boyfriends! Shhh! Don't tell Simon! It doesn't mean anything. I just do it when I am bored, for fun, you know. Well I did other things too you know. I also finally figured out how to podcast, which is something I have been meaning to do for a while now. Anyways, I gotta jet! Kisses!

Simon and I are finally home. We have had a whirlwind fantastical musical adventure this past month. We went back to Denmark, played our hearts out , then we decided to do a little traveling while we were over there. We went to London, Berlin, Paris, and ended in Amsterdam. Wow, it was quite an adventure and I would love to go back, but I am so glad to be home, in my own bed, with my own laptop, and my most importantly  my own fridge full of food. I'm a super picky eater, which makes me a bit of an annoyance when traveling. I actually lost like ten pounds from not eating a lot and walking so much. No, I know you're thinking that's a blessing, but I was already a little too skinny, and I now I just look emaciated. It's gross and I've been trying to eat everything in sight to gain it all back. In between eating and practicing for our next gig, I've been back people searching. I wanted to find everyone we met on our trip before I forgot all their names. If you don't find people right away, it can be easy to lose them forever. That's been my experience. When I find someone online, I immediately contact them, because I might forget also if i put it off until later. Oh my gosh, before I forget, you need to check out this article on People Search Digest.com-- Baidu Search Censorship. I found it on my Stumble Tool Bar. It's nuts how different the Internet is in China, which is where Simon and I were thinking of taking the duet next. Anyways, I gotta stop by McDonald's.

PeopleSearchDigest.com - Baidu Search Censorship

PeopleSearchDigest.com - Baidu Search Censorship

PeopleSearchDigest.com - Baidu Search Censorship

Hey everyone. Cole back again with more news on my burgeoning piano career, as well as some site recommendations for all you fellow people searchers out there. Speaking of the former, guess where I am right now? I'm sitting in an airport bar with Simon in the international terminal waiting for some wine and our next flight to Denmark! Can you believe it?? They already want us back, but this time they are flying us out (all expenses paid) to rehearse for a month there with them before the next show! We're so excited we've decided to get drunk at the airport. Actually, Simon is just really nervous about flying so I'm buying us some fine wine to help calm him down (he's one of those people that gets tired when he drinks so its perfect). SO... that's what's new in my life. Here's what's new in my growing list of favorite people searching sites:

1) This site will help you find someone online if you need any more help than I've already been able to direct you to.

2) This site will help you figure out the best ways to do a background check

3) And finally - this site will help you find anyone now, and by "anyone," they mean ANYONE! From finding people online to finding a dog trainer, they have all kinds of useful info.

Ok... the wine has just arrived so I'm going to shut down this laptop and relax before our flight. The next time I update it will probably be from Denmark!